Friday, July 2, 2010

Religious discrimination. (Unfair business competition.)

Discrimination exists in the religion business.


Q. Yes way? No way?

A. Yes way.

In today’s business practices discrimination doesn’t exist and companies merely compete by sometimes comparing their products to that of other companies, claiming that theirs is better and more effective.

The religion business being as financially rewarding as it is, the businessmen who started the catholic religion almost two thousand years ago were the dirtiest men ever to be in competition against. They didn’t pull any punches and had there been more than one known major religion business at that time, judging by what they wrote in their bible, they would have done their best to demolish every one of them.

In order to understand the true meaning of my thoughts I invite you to read the following which is an extract from an unpublished manuscript called: “The legend of Jesus”, © 2008 by Jean-Paul Gosselin.


The European businessmen who started the catholic religion were well aware that there existed a major religion in Palestine and that many of its partisans were already living in Europe but instead of fairly competing against it they chose to disgrace it by instilling in their followers’ mind that the people of that first faith were responsible for the death of Jesus, its star character, and they had the scene described in the bible and made very sure that everyone of it’s adherents knew about it.

Whenever a crowd is gathered anywhere it will not normally take action unless there is a leader to tell it what to do.

If we read Matthew’s verses twenty, twenty-one and twenty-two of chapter twenty-seven, it is said:

Verse twenty: But the chief priests and elders (instigators) persuaded the multitude that they should ask for Barabbas, and destroy Jesus.

Verse twenty-one: The governor answered and said onto them, Whether of the twain will ye that I release unto you? They said, Barabbas.

Verse twenty-two: Pilate saith unto them, What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ? They all say unto him, Let him be crucified.

Cute isn’t it? And that’s how they started their religion without having to compete against another one in order to gather all the available cash and vast lands that were available. It’s no wonder either that pius XII, the head of the loving, charitable, compassionate and forgiving catholic religion didn’t tell Hitler to stop his “final solution program” because he was, in the process, eliminating part of the church’s competition without asking anything in return.

Does one of the most read books in the world discriminate against another religion?

It’s for you to judge Pauline.

Reference: The holy bible. Authorized (king James) version.

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Take this with you.

The canibal decides one day to teach his son as to how to cook.
He tells him to put the potatoes, carrots,  onions and the missionnary into the pot.
Before leaving to gather more wood he tells him to slowly stir the contents of the couldron.

Upon his return he sees that his son is stirring with excessive speed and asks him why he's doing so, after being told the contrary.

"Well dad I have no choice. If I go slow this guy eats all the potatoes.

Have a swell day, stay relaxed, have a beer and don't forget: keep smiling. Life is good. Buena la vida. La vie est belle.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Cancer prevention. (Who knows? It might work.)

Cancer can be prevented.


Q. Yes way? No way? Maybe way?

A. Maybe way.



Some twenty years ago a group of coworkers, of which I was part, was having supper at a restaurant. Sitting next to me was a woman who told me that her husband had had a heart attack a few months back. She went on to tell me that his level of bad cholesterol was very high and that he had started taking daily doses of garlic pills in order to lower that level.

I didn’t have a high level of bad cholesterol in my blood but because I loved eating fat foods and plenty of butter and didn’t want to stop and also because I have a preventive nature, I decided that it was time for me to start imitating her husband and to this day my tests have always shown a low level. The dosage that I was using in those years was: three pills a day, each containing 1250 mcg of allicin.

Suspecting that cancer in the human body is triggered by a reaction of the surplus chemicals, that is not naturally and safely absorbed by the body, to daily stress I decided, some ten years ago, to increase my daily dosage to: three pills a day, each containing 2750 mcg of allicin in order to counteract the destroying and deadly effects of that surplus. Am I right or am I wrong to think this way? I don’t know and will probably never know for certain but all I can say is that I think that I’m more right than wrong.

Let me explain the reasons that convinced me to think this way. Four years ago, that is late 2006, a woman who lived in the same building as I was told by her doctor that she had lung cancer. Being of a helping nature and her not being a rich person, I decided to support her during her months of treatment. I would take her to her doctor’s appointments, and to her treatment sessions. I would also take her out for breakfast or supper, or for doughnuts and coffee at times.

One day, during the period that she was administered chemo-therapy treatments, I asked her to ask her doctor if she could take a daily dosage of garlic, not that I thought that it could kill a cancer but rather because I was extremely curious as to what a doctor’s opinion would be on the subject. Well his answer was negative, explaining that it would definitely interfere with the chemicals that he injected into her body. Now, how do you think that that answer was received by my mind? It confirmed a little that my suspicions were right and that I was possibly on the right track. The treatments were unfortunately unsuccessful and the poor lady died on the last day of April, 2007.

Last autumn another woman, also living in the same building as I, was diagnosed with lung cancer and I decided to help her out as I had done for the other one. I’m retired and I have a lot of time to devote to such situations. While she was administered chemo-therapy I asked her to ask her doctor the same question that the other woman asked. The answer, coming from a different doctor, however was the same: garlic would definitely interfere with the chemical products. This second negative answer convinced me even more that I was on the right track. Unfortunately the treatment administered to this second woman didn’t have positive results either and she closed her eyes for the last time one month ago.

The last factor that really convinced me that I’m more right than wrong came to me when I heard Montreal doctor Richard Beliveau recommending, on television, that people use garlic as often as possible in their daily cooking in order to prevent cancer. Man, that was quite a revelation coming from a doctor’s mouth and I’m definitively going to continue believing in the excellent prevention properties of garlic. Wouldn’t you if you were in my place?

What do you think?

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Take this with you.

The two farmer’s sons had just finished their flying course after joining the air force. One of them suggested to the other that they land on the old man’s farm and that they take him up for a ride in their F18.

At nine o’clock on the next Saturday morning they landed on the farm and offered their father to go flying for a few minutes suggesting that he might like it. They were really surprised when he said yes.

Flying horizontally one of the two boys told his dad that they would imitate a space rocket and headed the jet upwards in a straight line at full speed.

Ounce at the top the other boy said: “ we’re now going to imitate a falling rock “ and pointed the jet downwards straightening it just before they hit land.

After a few minutes one boy looked at his dad and finding his looks to be brave said: “We’re now going to do the drill bit. “

“What’s that? “ Asked the dad.

“We’re going to fly horizontally and turn like a drill bit for a while. “

“Like hell you will. “ The old man said. “You made me shit in my pants going up and you did it again coming down but I’ll be damned if you’re going to make me roll in it. “

Have a swell day, stay relaxed, have a beer and don’t forget: keep smiling. Life is good. Buena la vida. La vie est belle.

Next month’s blog: Religious discrimination.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Cancer elimination. Follow the money line.

Someday cancer will be eliminated.


Q. Yes way? No way?

A. No way.

If at any time you were to take a world survey asking: “Which disease would you like to see eliminated from the face of the earth? “ The answer that you would probably receive in a major way would be cancer. Why is that do you think? It’s simply because most of us believe with good reasons that, in general, ounce it gets a hold of you, you’re about as good as dead in a relatively short period of time.

Isn’t it however nice, though, to imagine that someday it would become a reality? Well don’t count on it friends, it will never be. “Why will it never be? “ you ask. Simply because the lips are too far from the cup, that is. “What do you mean? “ is your second question. “Let me explain “ I answer.

Let’s suppose that I’m a bio-chemist and that you’re my boss. Some Monday morning you come into my laboratory and tell me: “ J-P, today I want you to find the answer to the elimination of cancer.” “ Ok boss “ is my answer.

At 4:30 PM that afternoon I walk into your office and hand you a sheet of paper on which is written my findings as to how to eliminate cancer. Instead of looking happy, you rather look sad after having read what I’ve written. Why?

What have I just done? To say quite simply, I’ve eliminated my job and yours. I’ve also done the same with people who supply raw materials to make pills used by cancer sufferers. The people who make the pills and those who sell them at wholesale and retail levels are condemned too. Ditto for the people who manufacture the chemical products used in chemo-therapy and those doctors and nurses who give the treatments.

The people who supply raw materials used in the fabrication of body scanners, those who manufacture them and sell them, and also those ( doctors and nurses ) who use them will inevitably have to stand in the unemployment line in the near future.

Are you starting to get my drift? In other words the cancer wheel is big. It might not be as big as the car manufacturing or the home and office building construction wheels but it’s big, very big. The industry is measured in many, many billions of dollars each year and allows millions of related workers to put food on the table. It’s virtually impossible to eradicate an industry of that size, especially when powerful companies such as the pharmaceuticals are behind it and derive enormous profits from it.

The conclusion to this situation is this: if you’re the type of person who gives money for cancer research, I suggest that you give it instead to organizations that give cancer sufferers physical and moral support. I have a deep feeling that your money would be much better spent in this fashion.

What do you think?

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Take this with you.

The guy walks into a music store to buy a trumpet and notices that the owner also keeps a line of hand guns.

Curious, he asks the owner why he sells such unrelated lines of merchandise.

“ But they are related my friend. ” The owner says. “ One week someone comes in to buy a trumpet and the following week his neighbor comes in to buy a gun. “

Have a swell day, stay relaxed, have beer and don’t forget: keep smiling. Life is good. Buena la vida. La vie est belle.

Next month’s blog. Cancer prevention.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Fatherly love. Forget father god's love.

All fathers love their children.

Q. Yes way? No way?
A. No way.

As a rule men who have reached maturity decide at one moment in their life that it would be a good idea for them to start a family.After finding the woman of their dreams they normally don't lose any time in having her pregnant and ounce the child is born it's sometimes funny to watch those new fathers on the first time that they take that frail, small baby in their arms, perhaps fearful of dropping it or to hurt it in any way. At certain times you'll see them acting like kids when talking to or playing with the pride of his life. Those men are very happy and also very thankful to their mates for making them what they now are: brand new and very happy, proud dads.

It won't be a surprise to anyone to see them push the baby in a stroller around the neighborhood or to play with the child on the front lawn. And when their child has reached the proper age, you'll more than likely see them helping him or her to learn how to ride a bike. They'll also take their child to dance classes or baseball or football games and practices according to the child's gender or preference.

Most fathers are very protective of their precious children and would go to any lenght to make sure that nothing bad happens to them. Unfortunately there are always the exceptions to the rule and, in some cases, some just don't give a damn about what happens to them or worse, some go as far as to violently hurt them or sadly, even, kill them.

In order to understand exactly what I mean I invite you to read and reflect on the following text which is an extract from an unpublished manuscript called: " The legend of Jesus ", copyright 2008, by Jean-Paul Gosselin.

We've been told since we were small children that the god in the bible story is the ever-loving father of all human beings.

If he really is what we've been told that he is why then did he save only four people from Sodom and Gomorrah? Why did he burn thousands of six months old babies and six year old children and everyone in between?

When the god of the bible caused the worldwide deluge to happen why did he save the cats, the dogs, the monkeys and only eight people and drowned millions of six month old babies and six year old children and everyone in between? Why? Why? What did those children do to him that deserved to be exterminated in such a cruel. senseless and atrocious manner?

Would any loving parents in their right mind burn or drown their own cherished children for any reason at all?

It's for you to judge Pauline.

What do you think?

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Take this with you.

Two women were working on their developping freindship when one asked the other if she was married.
" I'm a three-time widow " the second one answered.
" wow " was the first woman's reaction. "What did the first one die of? " She asked.
" From eating poisonned mushrooms ". She said.
" Ah, and the second one? "
" From eating poisonned mushrooms ". Was her second answer.
" I suppose that the third one died fron eating poisonned mushrooms as well " stated the first woman.
" No " answered the widow." He died from a skull fracture "
" Was he in a car accident? "
" No, he didn't want to eat his poisonned mushrooms "

Have a swell day, stay relaxed, have a beer and don't forget; keep smiling. Life is good. Buena la vida. La vie est belle.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Fortune tellers. Don't get taken.























This month's blog is dedicated to the many people who strongly and convincingly believe that some people can truly predict what will happen to them in the future and who give hundreds and sometimes thousands of dollars each year to those quacks. The purpose of this blog is to help you rid youselves of your expensive addiction.

Some people can tell the future.
Q. Yes way? No way?
 
A. No way.

I can tell your future. For instance I can tell you that if you press a loaded gun to your head and that you pull the trigger, that you'll be dead in a question of minutes or perhaps seconds. I can also tell you that if you jump into a pool of water filled with alligators that you won't be around to tell your grand children about it but these are obvious situations and are therefor easy to predict.
There are about six billions of us two-legged creatures, called humans, on earth at the moment. If I were to calculate ten percent of one percent I would end up with an estimate of six million people who claim to be fortune tellers of all kinds. If I'm wrong with this figure I'm inclined to think that it's probably that the number is too low. Their methods vary from crystal ball readind to card reading and to an additionnal variety of tricks to lure the unaware and gullible into their financial net.

Can you only imagine what the results would have been if only one of those quacks had been able to predict the tsunami of December 26th, 2004 that killed one quarter of a million people in Asia? Every country president, prime minister or dictator would have since knocked his door down and offerred him large sums of money so that he would enlighten them on what to do and not to do in order to succeed. To this list you can add actors, actresses, company presidents and anybody else with money. The guy would have become a billionnaire in less time than it took Tiger Woods to do it. BUT NO ONE WAS ABLE TO PREDICT IT ! Hum. Doesn't this mean that no one, but no one , can tell the future? You can bet your boots that it does.

Is what you've just read starting to ring a bell in your believer's head? I certainly hope that it does and that reading this blog will be your first step towards stopping giving your hard earned money to those fraudulant operators. Reflect on it and I wish you good luck in your efforts to stop believing whatever lies that those crooks tell you.

What do you think?

© 2010 Jean-Paul Gosselin

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Take this with you!

A guy , too lazy to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, is having a leak through his bedroom window when at one point, the window falls on his penis. What song does that remind him of?

There's a blue bird on my window sill.

Have a swell day, relax, have a beer and don't forget: keep smiling. Life is good. Boena la vida. La vie est belle.


Next month's blog: Fatherly love.


Friday, January 1, 2010

Noah's ark. An unbelievable story.

Noah built an ark

Q. Yes way? No way?

A. No way.

In general the human mind is always ready to listen to a story. From the time that we were small children and for the rest of our lives we are suckers for good stories coming from our parents, friends, books, magazines or television and radio news readers. We normally and generally accept them as being the truth, without doubting or questioning, simply because we have no reason not to believe the teller. However if, at a later date, we decide to scrutinize the details we can sometimes conclude that what we were told simply wasn't and can't be the truth.

Noah's story is one of those and to better understand what I mean I invite you to read the following text which is an extract from an unpublished manuscript called: ' The legend of Jesus ',copyright 2008 by Jean-Paul Gosselin

The ark

If one man was ever given the small end of the stick and who needed the union in the shop, in the bible story, it was no one else but Noah.

The man, it is written, was ordered by god to build a three hundred cubits or five hundred feet long by fifty cubits or eighty-three feet wide and thirty cubits or fifty feet high boat and to fill the cracks between the planks with pitch, inside and out. He also had to fill the bottom section with stone ballast for proper stability on water, build three decks divided into stalls and add a cover on top of all this. That boat had to be built using gopher wood which had yet to be harvested, cut into planks and dried.

Furthermore the man had to go to the arctic to coax a couple of ferocious polar bears to follow him to Antarctica to pick two cute penguins and to Arizona to bag two deadly rattle snakes. His hasty travels also took him to India for a pair of man-eating tigers, to Kenya where he found elephants and to many other places on earth. In order to properly take care of that menagerie he had to gather an enormous amount of feed that would last for the period of time that they would be in the ark.

One of the last things that Noah had to do before it started to rain was to make a half-dozen shovels to be used to throw the manure overboard if he didn't want to end up knee-deep in it after spending three hundred and seventy-five days in the ark.

And according to the story, god had told him that all that work had to be done in seven days. Boy what a contract that was. The man could have been given a break don't you think? He was six hundred years old after all!

Did Noah really build his ark as the bible wants us to believe?

It's for you to judge Pauline.

Reference: The Holy Bible. Authorized ( King James ) version.

What do you think?

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Take this with you.

If a male sheep is called a ram and a male donkey is called an ass, why is a ram in the ass called a goose?

Have a swell day, stay relaxed, have a beer and don't forget: keep smiling. Life is good. Buena la vida. La vie est belle.

Happy new year to all.


Next month's blog: Hydradenitis Suppurativa